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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 121ca93..75fbffa 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -336,3 +336,8 @@ throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
 serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
 hopes %s isn't non-free
 offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough
+fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order
+performs the putty.exe for %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
+builds a monorail for %s
+wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted