X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=6f15a02e99c1067331964d1b022cabedc16ced0a;hb=0e286a0f217b0a77453eed8b4c8c6278d027b033;hp=363f53563e3821f567403322a31ea76060a73d4a;hpb=75d083908bb82c71b58b77fda06dc4f9af8be4fe;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 363f535..6f15a02 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves offers %s a duck gooses %s sneaks into %s's bedroom -bashfuly admits its crush on %s +bashfully admits its crush on %s invites %s to join it in the shower constructs a safe space for %s wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits @@ -355,3 +355,18 @@ buys %s a silicone octopus negative buys %s a silicone octopus proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton +thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn +performs a magnetic strip for %s +probes %s in a friendly manner +would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys +would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes +resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s +is seduced by %s's curves +would reverse Brexit for %s +vaunts %s +takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug +covers %s in jam then clotted cream +licks %s's doorknob +hump-shunts %s +satisfies %s with a fish +gives a wide reply to %s