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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -216,3 +216,11 @@ admires %s's valves
 offers %s a duck
 gooses %s
 sneaks into %s's bedroom
+bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+invites %s to join it in the shower
+constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports