X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=5b26f5511a9e36cb04133195946783d3faee447d;hb=cc80e968d13747867f8179af55aabd5d55425d98;hp=33f6ca05ca174543edb28e7125688f24069d024b;hpb=c2d36a939f76c908f31af2b8c7cae26de97f7876;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 33f6ca0..5b26f55 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -76,8 +76,28 @@ turns down the house lights for %s invites %s up to see its iPad can't wait to unbox %s dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians -blows %s' vuvuzela +blows %s's vuvuzela wonders if %s is multi-touch takes photos of %s draped over a sports car tips its hat to %s would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already +would betray its country for %s +creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s +wears sexy underwear just for %s +is never gonna give %s up +wants to FaceTime %s +spies on %s through their webcam +dyes its hair for %s +newgroups alt.fan.%s +tattoos %s's name on its bottom +makes a backup copy of %s +throws itself at %s's feet +gets its tits out for %s +buys %s a nice dress +buys %s a revealing dress +asks %s out on a date +posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!] +emails %s its favourite cat pictures +lends %s all its spoons +searches the internet for pictures of %s +writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s