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@@ -304,3 +304,11 @@ gives %s a cookie
 thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
 knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
 discovers an asteroid and names it after %s
+likes the cut of %s's jib
+thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter
+wants to watch badgers with %s
+invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties
+wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today
+offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes
+wolf-whistles at %s
+would still respect %s in the morning