X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=4c7aeb8cf6a4a01653f5de8f4f7b8735f6394bab;hb=39c252b858354ef87a520eb5288a4c3a5f3fd3b9;hp=e94109f57daefabaeda6e05c5fa200dcb9b09011;hpb=cb5c83bc0d7e84dca37db9f1f5135727175c4824;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index e94109f..4c7aeb8 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -139,3 +139,45 @@ wears tinsel just for %s puts on chrome makeup for %s paints Tom Jones purple for %s buys %s a ++Rowan Bear +imagines %s in a pair of Daisy Dukes +wonders if %s would like to meet its sister +wouldn't give a ... Castlemaine XXXX for anyone but %s +hacks into a spy satellite just to get a better look at %s +buys extra disk space just for pictures of %s +conjugates %s +offers %s a role in its new movie +resolves to grass on rejs more often (at the instigation of %s) +turns %s into a pillar of salt, and starts licking it +assists %s with onanism +gives %s a dutch rudder +posts %s a French letter +thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm +names its pipes after %s +binds its sockets to %s +calls accept(2) on %s +shows %s the breasts of St Agatha +canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them +gives %s a red hat +paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on +rims %s +photoshops %s into its collection of Dalek porn +names a Linux distribution after %s +brings down the Greek economy just to get %s's attention +thinks %s has a particularly well-designed ABI +checks Twitter for news about %s every few minutes +goes all gooey inside at the thought of %s +has a warm feeling about %s +buys %s transparent clothing +saves the world because it has %s in it +gets all starry-eyed about %s +would pay the ransom if %s were ever kidnapped +glances shyly at %s +gets monumentally drunk and tells %s how it feels about them +nominates %s for Pope +buys Rockall and gives it to %s +thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world +buys %s a sand hopper +fills %s's sand hopper +admires %s's flanges +admires %s's symmetry +oils %s's camel