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@@ -159,3 +159,25 @@ shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
 canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
 gives %s a red hat
 paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on
+rims %s
+photoshops %s into its collection of Dalek porn
+names a Linux distribution after %s
+brings down the Greek economy just to get %s's attention
+thinks %s has a particularly well-designed ABI
+checks Twitter for news about %s every few minutes
+goes all gooey inside at the thought of %s
+has a warm feeling about %s
+buys %s transparent clothing
+saves the world because it has %s in it
+gets all starry-eyed about %s
+would pay the ransom if %s were ever kidnapped
+glances shyly at %s
+gets monumentally drunk and tells %s how it feels about them
+nominates %s for Pope
+buys Rockall and gives it to %s
+thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world
+buys %s a sand hopper
+fills %s's sand hopper
+admires %s's flanges
+admires %s's symmetry
+oils %s's camel