X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=303124cff5dd0fdf833fd8a5c81312267ed166f9;hb=89ed2ee50e6a50feab0a1b51c00d4f7525ec1671;hp=57226ec5dc145189d92b86983f6a982961555cb0;hpb=6ac729352b306923e2254699dbdc8fc10fc50bd4;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 57226ec..303124c 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ admires %s's valves offers %s a duck gooses %s sneaks into %s's bedroom -bashfuly admits its crush on %s +bashfully admits its crush on %s invites %s to join it in the shower constructs a safe space for %s wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits @@ -363,3 +363,13 @@ would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s is seduced by %s's curves would reverse Brexit for %s +vaunts %s +takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug +covers %s in jam then clotted cream +licks %s's doorknob +hump-shunts %s +satisfies %s with a fish +gives a wide reply to %s +wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating +would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s +paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention