X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=20ca7aeffc608257a036d907948f3d90c9f5c0f0;hb=27415943a69d0cbcf93b5adfc76c7109f1dacdd0;hp=c56d6a4431fd18e6a38974ffad0936876e0de408;hpb=f5031df7be37bc580dc163acfba9fcb9d5f8c191;p=irc.git

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index c56d6a4..20ca7ae 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -298,3 +298,19 @@ wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
 sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
+asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
+knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
+discovers an asteroid and names it after %s
+likes the cut of %s's jib
+thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter
+wants to watch badgers with %s
+invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties
+wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today
+offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes
+wolf-whistles at %s
+would still respect %s in the morning
+offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once
+sets up a new TLD just for %s