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@@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
 wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
 imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
 asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
 gives %s a cookie
@@ -314,3 +314,25 @@ wolf-whistles at %s
 would still respect %s in the morning
 offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once
 sets up a new TLD just for %s
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
+promises never to trout %s
+invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
+hopes for an expose event from %s
+sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day
+wonders how many insertions %s is rated for
+covers %s in baby sloths
+throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
+serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
+hopes %s isn't non-free
+offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough