X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=121ca935071c2c50c22a7ec2d1b6e4cc3c08bac5;hb=d79d9a0a1b415bdbf598197e1995a1d5a824e8a6;hp=f61f15eed23d2401dde2223acddd74fce4162424;hpb=a506ab2ef6fcfe824dde3231e480406eaf4abe7c;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index f61f15e..121ca93 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -318,3 +318,21 @@ causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction wonders whether %s's deviation is standard promises never to trout %s invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date +hopes for an expose event from %s +sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass +borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness +considers %s to be one of its five a day +wonders how many insertions %s is rated for +covers %s in baby sloths +throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention +serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba +hopes %s isn't non-free +offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough