X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=0d7cdc658a55ab8a41e04348134810840ec8fe80;hb=5ab909812ffa2e3ec405200cc58e31a8529b9980;hp=ee244a33531447845ebe3a16ac8071ccf716568a;hpb=f6a64b3c68ddf244b4df99977f029bdce8ddc792;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index ee244a3..0d7cdc6 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -115,7 +115,6 @@ defeats all of %s's evil exes clones %s's repo thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together would open the pod bay doors for %s -takes upskirt photos of %s sniffs %s's underwear writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds @@ -216,7 +215,7 @@ admires %s's valves offers %s a duck gooses %s sneaks into %s's bedroom -bashfuly admits its crush on %s +bashfully admits its crush on %s invites %s to join it in the shower constructs a safe space for %s wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits @@ -370,3 +369,8 @@ licks %s's doorknob hump-shunts %s satisfies %s with a fish gives a wide reply to %s +wonders whether %s is rated for repeated mating +would spend all winter standing on an ice floe for %s +paints its ankles fluorescent pink and green to draw %s's attention +gives %s a token of Platonic affection +tries to measure %s's stripping radius