X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=0cbe240709b893ee5227cfd43dfc61c38a752f32;hb=7e0c3a5367b3cf881cd1e44069234cf1ae8c0a8b;hp=ab4d8204e769fe45ed78a9f4f67adfec3e5a6957;hpb=f30063500cab866b7016e44a06b5186c7f6a922c;p=irc.git

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@@ -74,3 +74,26 @@ creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
 becomes a fan of %s
 turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s's vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam
+dyes its hair for %s
+newgroups alt.fan.%s
+tattoos %s's name on its bottom
+makes a backup copy of %s
+throws itself at %s's feet
+gets its tits out for %s
+buys %s a nice dress
+buys %s a revealing dress
+asks %s out on a date
+posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]