X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=0cbe240709b893ee5227cfd43dfc61c38a752f32;hb=7e0c3a5367b3cf881cd1e44069234cf1ae8c0a8b;hp=0edd90baa5a136ee0a3d7e8b286e5da9ada83790;hpb=455cda6a867ac4022f109d62a89793f559d078c0;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 0edd90b..0cbe240 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -76,10 +76,24 @@ turns down the house lights for %s invites %s up to see its iPad can't wait to unbox %s dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians -blows %s' vuvuzela +blows %s's vuvuzela wonders if %s is multi-touch takes photos of %s draped over a sports car tips its hat to %s would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already would betray its country for %s creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s +wears sexy underwear just for %s +is never gonna give %s up +wants to FaceTime %s +spies on %s through their webcam +dyes its hair for %s +newgroups alt.fan.%s +tattoos %s's name on its bottom +makes a backup copy of %s +throws itself at %s's feet +gets its tits out for %s +buys %s a nice dress +buys %s a revealing dress +asks %s out on a date +posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]