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@@ -131,3 +131,10 @@ checks out %s's arse
 shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
 carves %s's name into its case
 makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them
+fights trolls for %s
+swims the Hellespont for %s
+"accidentally" sends %s lewd pictures of itself using Twitter
+sends %s dead plant sex organs
+wears tinsel just for %s
+puts on chrome makeup for %s
+paints Tom Jones purple for %s