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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 51a1185..be2dd83 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -409,3 +409,13 @@ leaves thumb tacks on %s's chair
 shakes %s's booty
 staples George Osborne to %s's nose
 reads poetry to %s, and then throws them out of an airlock
+waxes %s's bikini line
+sells %s to a patent troll
+autocorrects %s
+executes %s in the background
+makes juvenile jokes about %s's name
+glues Jaffa Cakes to %s's ears
+verbs some nouns just to annoy %s
+appoints Tony Blair "peace envoy" to %s
+resizes %s
+paints %s purple and waits for the goths