X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=trouts;h=2387e44090e0bf270b7d538e5e6f781005b41bae;hb=164fa10938fe99c4deaa00c1863ffc6b4696d630;hp=29095ce7724f441e6f271158ee7fb0b8713408e3;hpb=2eeb402c4558dc29536fbe6c52dbcaabc4499731;p=irc.git diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 29095ce..2387e44 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -424,7 +424,6 @@ bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado marries %s just so it can cheat on them lobs bricks at %s nuisance-calls %s -belms at %s inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish thinks %s's village is missing its idiot court-martials %s @@ -545,3 +544,16 @@ installs Windows Vista on %s's computer installs Windows ME on %s's computer taxes %s throws a triangular flapjack at %s +burns %s's bridges +hides %s's towel +tells %s about Roko's Basilisk +covers %s in bees +sets a Mongol horde upon %s +signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge +gives %s a cookie +thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute +pills %s +sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink +berates %s for not paying road tax +partitions %s +proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"