X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=flirts;h=d85778852e1edb3bd39c2ac969aafd762e6aef6d;hb=25106031c99dc7170ce0a690dbe78d41f94efaf3;hp=7948278f31c3e3a748da88dac0d9abd96521f37f;hpb=fdf7d68e7c5737c12adb7c0e928497c6c7ea3e5c;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 7948278..d857788 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -305,3 +305,29 @@ thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling discovers an asteroid and names it after %s likes the cut of %s's jib +thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter +wants to watch badgers with %s +invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties +wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today +offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes +wolf-whistles at %s +would still respect %s in the morning +offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once +sets up a new TLD just for %s +causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction +wonders whether %s's deviation is standard +promises never to trout %s +invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date +hopes for an expose event from %s +sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass +borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness +considers %s to be one of its five a day +wonders how many insertions %s is rated for