X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=flirts;h=b2db11503a49502ea2e42ffbb5552ee006297d65;hb=ecd020c0e1e220b59875b2d741c2f3867447bcd3;hp=b4f888500aba343ddb74812f97a732eafba9dadf;hpb=6691dc2ed108966f9168068b0c238c5b1fe137f3;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index b4f8885..b2db115 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -279,3 +279,45 @@ considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5 tidies %s's living room floor buys %s a giant rubber duck sets up %s with its sister +offers %s's father one thousand camels +makes puppy-dog eyes at %s +has %s's enemies shot +sends %s selfies +%s amat +sends %s a partridge in a pear tree +invites %s to bathe in a bath full of rose petals +offers %s a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top +rents a stretched limo for its date with %s +lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them +may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s +puts %s in its will +wonders if %s is cheaper than disk space +paints %s's nipples with cochineal +compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy +wonders how many ships %s's face would launch +hopes %s is highly available +considers %s wrong but romantic +sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +imagines %s in a nurse's uniform +asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s +gives %s a cookie +thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute +knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling +discovers an asteroid and names it after %s +likes the cut of %s's jib +thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter +wants to watch badgers with %s +invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties +wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today +offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes +wolf-whistles at %s +would still respect %s in the morning +offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once +sets up a new TLD just for %s +causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction +wonders whether %s's deviation is standard +promises never to trout %s +invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date +hopes for an expose event from %s +sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s