X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=flirts;h=a706366f5257d36ca2f8649a7db890f171e53ce8;hb=b5a57c9c7f3d072c21dfbab9fd0fdc4d906388c5;hp=e69b4e494b102607139e4b6c2c43c5ea2420a680;hpb=16584302f3b99dd78e96826690a98d79e48b02ac;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index e69b4e4..a706366 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -324,3 +324,7 @@ starts wearing purple for %s invites %s to wrestle in custard sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass