X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=flirts;h=9fd57ab76fbc977950041a6b4314318991334314;hb=7ee220de38369037fa786e21af681ed7aa111268;hp=36188d2e9fc2f493f21de23c998b5bd7246f6ee8;hpb=070108d78c9c6454d5017bc813195404ff2704a4;p=irc.git

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 36188d2..9fd57ab 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -344,3 +344,27 @@ wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted
 gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
 wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
 spoons %s
+wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
+puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s
+invites %s over for Netflix and chill
+admires %s's column of excellence
+maximises %s
+substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes
+resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s
+is seduced by %s's curves
+would reverse Brexit for %s
+vaunts %s
+takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug
+covers %s in jam then clotted cream
+licks %s's doorknob
+hump-shunts %s