X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?a=blobdiff_plain;ds=sidebyside;f=flirts;h=33df9156595fed6e457521e17999631bbac340f2;hb=73c5f5e9732baf292f43c674dba250f5d702aa4c;hp=7a0e4caccd017879b7a3a2b1a2835e736fd6b3ac;hpb=da4e2ecfbac1064d693758fa77543b349f622c1a;p=irc.git diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 7a0e4ca..33df915 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -259,3 +259,54 @@ votes for %s tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants buys %s a bus wonders if %s is a cunning linguist +sends %s a huge box of chocolates +does a backflip to impress %s +awards %s a gold medal +would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball +watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s +optimises %s +thinks %s is too darn hot +names an operating system after %s +wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s +whitelists %s +wants to become overly attached to %s +blows %s's whistle +would carry a watermelon for %s +decides to give %s a ring +orders the latest iPad for %s's birthday present +offers %s a bit of the old in-out in-out +considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5 +tidies %s's living room floor +buys %s a giant rubber duck +sets up %s with its sister +offers %s's father one thousand camels +makes puppy-dog eyes at %s +has %s's enemies shot +sends %s selfies +%s amat +sends %s a partridge in a pear tree +invites %s to bathe in a bath full of rose petals +offers %s a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top +rents a stretched limo for its date with %s +lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them +may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s +puts %s in its will +wonders if %s is cheaper than disk space +paints %s's nipples with cochineal +compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy +wonders how many ships %s's face would launch +hopes %s is highly available +considers %s wrong but romantic +sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +imagines %s in a nurse's uniform +asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s +gives %s a cookie +thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute +knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling +discovers an asteroid and names it after %s +likes the cut of %s's jib +thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter +wants to watch badgers with %s +invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties +wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today +offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes