some trouts/flirts/slashes I found in scrollback

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index d36176384eacfa8e4927c23102d3205e3ad3f11b..744467eedfde62281295fd5899a30ce3e4722608 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -66,3 +66,9 @@ curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
 sends for %s and more golden syrup
 puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s