Privacy

[Peter Fairbrother]

Special Care wrote:
 > Why would anyone not want to allow workmen into their home to carry
 > out free repairs?

I don't know. Maybe:



Have a cannabis farm?

Are people-phobic?

Have dust allergies, or allergies to other people?

Bodies in the lounge?

Embarrassing decor?

Too many sex machines?

Not enough sex machines?

THOTH The MIGHTY forbids it?

Daughter is very shy?

Having sex at the time?

Having sex with his daughter?

Having sex with your daughter?

Having sex with workman's daughter?

Just fixed washing machine, no clothes to wear?

Having sex with washing machine?

Smoking crack, don't want to share with workmen?

Just plain paranoid?

All workmen are murderers?

These workmen are spies?

These workmen may be spies?

These workmen want to plant bugs?

Workmen carry bugs and diseases?

The workman's son is tied naked to wall?

Prefer these broken appliances?

Prefer broken appliances?

Too busy masturbating?

Hiding 19 illegal aliens?

Children are hiding 2 real aliens?

Been up all night with Baby, need sleep?

Been up all night with baby, need sleep?

Workmen are just too ugly to look at?

Workmen are just too sexy to look at?

8.00 am is just too early?

8.00 am is just too late?

Terrorist cell in basement?

Who are you?

Naked boy in closet?

Outed, but with naked girl in closet?

No makeup?

Bad hair day?

I want to be alone?



Don't like nosy people?


-- Peter Fairbrother