MTAS and other NHS websites
Roland Perry
ukcrypto at chiark.greenend.org.uk
Mon, 7 May 2007 18:28:42 +0100
In article <463F488F.1040607@callnetuk.com>, PeteM <otcbn@callnetuk.com>
writes
>>A good yarn apart from that! Although there's a different Catch-22
>>there, because the individual *is* still living so the DPA would
>>indeed apply - it's just that while HMG thinks they are dead...
>
>You have forgotten doublethink, Winston.
No, because what you describe below was exactly what was in my mind when
I posted what I did above.
>It is already practiced widely by government departments, especially
>the tax people. They'd absolutely revel in applying it here:
>
>[phone call to HMRC call centre]
>Caller: "Hello, HMRC? I'm calling on behalf of my husband ..."
>HMRC: "Sorry, I'm afraid we can't enter into any discussions with third
>parties because of the Data Protection Act. Your husband must call us
>himself."
>Caller: "But you won't take his phone calls, you say you've got him
>down as deceased."
>HMRC: "He's deceased is he? Ah, in that case the Data Protection Act
>doesn't apply and we can speak to you after all. How can we help?"
>Caller: "You've frozen all his bank accounts."
>HMRC: "Yes, that's right, we always do that with deceased persons."
>Caller: "But he's not dead, he's alive."
>HMRC: "He's alive? Are you sure?"
>Caller: "Of course I'm sure, he's my husband."
>HMRC: "Well in that case I'm afraid we can't enter into any discussions
>with third parties, because of the Data Protection Act. Your husband
>must call us himself ... "
>
>[rinse and repeat]
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Roland Perry