Conservative want higher sentences for failure to decrypt child pornography

Graham graham.todd at ntlworld.com
Thu, 19 Sep 2002 09:51:02 +0100


On Wednesday 18 Sep 2002 8:45 pm, chris wrote:

> The computer is your friend.

Aside from the seriousness of all this, the scenario reminds me of the=20
computer in the old role playing game Paranoia:

Your service to the Computer is rewarded! Congratulations! You now are=20
of Red Security clearance. This is evidence of the Computer's love and=20
trust in you.

Beware! traitors are everywhere!  You must immediately report any=20
treasonous behaviour or any suspicion of treasonous behaviour to the=20
Computer.  Failure to do so is treason.

Some of your brother Troubleshooters may serve the Computer as Guardians=20
Of Internal Security.  They are present for your protection.  They will=20
report any treasonous behaviour or hint of treasonous behaviour or=20
suspicion that treasonous behavour might take place at some time in the=20
future, to the Computer.  Rejoice in the assurance that any treason=20
among your companions will be discovered and punished.

Devote your service to the Computer.  Your loyalty will be generously=20
rewarded.

You must fulfill your missions.  The safety of your fellow=20
Troubleshooters and the security of the complex in which we live,=20
depends on YOU.  Failure to fulfill your missions is treason.

You are assigned equipment to fulfill your missions.  Give thanks for=20
the Computers boutiful gerosity!  Preserve this equipment from harm or=20
theft.  Only a traitor  would be careless with the Computer's precious=20
resources.

Know the enemy!  Guard against treason!  Serve the Computer!  The=20
Computer is your friend!

--=20

Graham
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