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Donald ramsbottom
donald at ramsbottom.co.uk
Sat, 10 Mar 2001 14:49:09 +0000
At 07:04 PM 3/9/01 +0000, you wrote:
>Torturing passwords out of people with threats of beatings is usually called
>rubberhose cryptanalysis.
>
>What should torturing passphrases out of people with threats of imprisonment
>be called? Rubberlaw? Legalhose?
>
>Suggestions appreciated.
>
Call it Solitary Cryptanalysis, as thats what you will get before hand as
they "sweat" it out of you ;) and where you will want to be when doing your
2-5 Stretch (rather than sharing a cell with "BIG Marv[he's deaf but very
BIG]" or "Fingers McMadbastard"), and all that time in solitary gives you
time to contemplate your woes, or dream up a better scheme for when you get
out.
On the other hand you could call it Pants and have Pantyhose cryptanalysis
(sigh...... the level this man will stoop to.... I don't know, would never
have happened like that in my day........................).
Donald Ramsbottom BA LLb (Hons) PGdip
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