Applied Digital pushes microchip to plant in foreigners for tracking

[Paul Leyland]

> Ok!
>=20
> Why not emplant everybody at birth - that way any 'converts'=20
> to terrorism=20
> (not all terrorists are born that way?) will also be tracked.=20
> If you have=20
> nothing to fear etc...etc....

I propose that the chips be embedded in the buttocks.  This location has
a lot of advantages:

1) There's plenty of space for a chip without it causing problems.
2) Chip readers could be built into chairs, for easy and socially
acceptable scanning.
3) Everyone has buttocks --- compare people born without hands, for
instance.
4) Anyone who loses their buttocks in an accident is rather unlikely to
survive --- compare people losing limbs in accidents.
5) Everyone would be a smart arse.


Paul